Yes You Are Slutty, But Not Willy Wonka

It's like selling the spaniard's ear in an online auction

Or making fake arms cause you care for her plight

Or making the trumpet sound like a loon

Or giving it lyrics cause it sounds out of tune.

Or burning the wax cause it's taking up space

Or making a door at the top of the stairs

Or shouting out loud when nobody's there.

Or tearing the page cause there's too many "thou's"

Or dragging it out to be more than it is

Or turning it off cause there's words on the screen

Or casting it out if it might not have been.

Or burning the man cause it's not on the page

Or repeating empty words to sound like a mantra

Yes you are slutty, but not Willy Wonka.